Monthly Archive: June 2011

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Dear Jonny, More Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, What’s your idea of an extremely selfish person? Someone who has the audacity to thank God for a beautiful, sunny day when tornadoes are...

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You Are A Pussy If:

If you are a male who has ever done the following, you are, by definition, a pussy: 1. Wiped a smudge off your smart phone’s screen while drinking a double caramel macchiato at Starbucks....

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Dear Jonny, Why Do Normal People Go Crazy?

Dear Jonny, A friend of mine who is the most straight-laced dude I’ve ever known was recently turned down for a promotion at work. Basically he went insane, drank up a storm, smacked his...

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Dear Jonny, Imma Fat Fuck!

Dear Jonny, So I got this new cougar girlfriend and I’m hoping to drop a few lbs. before I tear into her well kept ass. I’ve been doing sit ups, push ups and running...

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Dear Jonny, Am I Good Enough?

Dear Jonny, My girlfriend just broke up with me for the fourth time in two years. I have no doubt we’ll get back together, but she says (has said many times) that I’m not...

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Dear Jonny, Where To Pick Up Women?

Dear Jonny, Where’s a decent place to pick up women? I’ve had enough of the bar scene and treating church like a sexual salad bar has only brought me headaches. Any thoughts? – No...

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Dear Jonny, Strangest Date?

Dear Jonny, What’s one of the strangest dates you’ve been on? – Scott   Dear Scott, One of the strangest dates I’ve been on actually ended up being one of the more amusing times...

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Mutually Beneficial

While rummaging through a storage container this afternoon I came across a picture of an ex-girlfriend who spent the majority of her time feigning depression, eating peanut butter and cream cheese, chasing Valium with...