Monthly Archive: July 2011

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Dear Jonny, Fake Diet Allergies?

Dear Jonny, It seems like half my friends are claiming they’ve developed all kinds of food allergies over the last few years. Suddenly they claim to be allergic to wheat or soy or lactose...

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Dear Jonny, Comic Book Obsession…

Dear Jonny, My fiance has become completely obsessed with comic books over the last six months. He is CONSTANTLY reading them, buying them, searching for them, or trying to get me fired up about...

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Black-And-White Heroes

The ancient Chinese man gummed small mouthfuls of cold rice while watching Batman reruns on the bulky black-and-white television wedged against the walls of his tiny, crumbling apartment. He couldn’t understand the words being...

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Dear Jonny, Kangen Water?

Dear Jonny, What are you thoughts on Kangen Water? Truly unprecedented benefits as they claim? Pyramid selling scheme? – Henrix   Dear Henrix, I think certain individuals have made big business out of water...

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Dear Jonny, Assaulting Over Opinions?

Dear Jonny, Why do some people feel the need to physically assault an individual when an opposing opinion is presented? Have you ever done so? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, I’m sure that most...

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Chicken Shit

In response to my article “The Death Of Cool,” I received the following message: July 18, 2011 at 11:53 pm No spring chicken says: “You cocky asshole. So you claim these people were miserable...

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The Death Of Cool

Several nights ago I was out on the main drag, having a few drinks as I observed various bar patrons knock back beers and shots while sucking at their cigarettes. Some of them I...

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20 Things You’ve Never Said During Sex…

TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE… – “I’m not who you think I am. I killed that guy a long time ago, then buried him in the backyard. My real name is Frankfurt.” – “I’ve been cheating...

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Dear Jonny, And The Questions Continue…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, What are your opinions on gun control? If people want guns, they’ll get them regardless of whether or not a governing body chooses...