Monthly Archive: September 2011

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Dear Jonny, We’re Keeping The Questions Rolling…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My boyfriend has a strange hatred of milk. He won’t even eat anything that has milk in it. Bringing it up makes him gag....

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Dear Jonny, What Kind Of Woman Dates You?

Dear Jonny, What kind of woman dates you? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Well, my current girlfriend is funny, sweet, adorable, sexy, fit, athletic (sort of), non-emotionally-insane, and will have her PhD long before...

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Dear Jonny, Impervious To Psychoanalysis?

Dear Jonny, The guy I just started dating tells me he is impervious to psychoanalysis. I’m a psychology major so I find that very hard to believe, even though he seems to be kind...

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Dear Jonny, Two Alpha Males?

Dear Jonny, Can two alpha males get along? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Though it’s ultimately a complex issue, yes they can. Now, in my experience many alpha males associate almost exclusively with beta...

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Mauled…Malled?

A few days ago I absent-mindedly agreed to accompany my girlfriend to the local mall, where she planned to purchase her 200th pair of shoes, glow-in-the-dark bras, or whatever the hell it is women...

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Dear Jonny, Question After Question…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My girlfriend has recently expressed a desire to experience coprophilia. Should I be worried that I’m kinda turned on by the idea of giving...

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Dear Jonny, Antidepressants?

Dear Jonny, What are your thoughts on anti-depressants? – Jack   Dear Jack, I believe there are some people who, as victims of legitimate chemical imbalances, benefit from medication that assists their hormonal cascade...

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Natural Food For Thought

I appreciate fresh, high quality food, which often leads me to shop at a local “natural” food store. They have a lot of what I need, and much of what I don’t. I tend...

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“Your Cheatin’ Heart…”

In response to my article “Dear Jonny, I Need Revenge…,” I received the following message: September 3, 2011 at 2:34 pm Kaycee says: “I find it sort of pathetic that you’re using humor to...