Monthly Archive: October 2011

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Yes, There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question (Round 2)‏

Some time ago I wrote a piece which explored the laughably misleading nature of the expression “There’s no such thing as a stupid question,” via providing numerous examples of queries that, I think, more...

Of Sprite Robots And Fat Kids 4

Of Sprite Robots And Fat Kids

[youtube width=”525″ height=”444″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Y8KioAaSg[/youtube]Anyone possessing even the slightest degree of intelligence should have the following thought pass through their brain after seeing this advertisement: “Well, that was some fucking stupid bullshit.” Unfortunately, most people are...

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Dear Jonny, Occupy Wall Street?

Dear Jonny, What do you think of This Occupy Wall Street business? – Shawn   Dear Shawn, I imagine a tall, muscular, well-tanned man dressed in a twelve-thousand-dollar suit. His name is Todd. At...

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Dear Jonny, Give Us More Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Recently, I lost a friend over a situation where I got upset about my spouse not taking the car to the shop in a...

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Dennis De-Menaced

I recently received the following message: October 12, 2011 at 12:31 pm Dennis says: “You really are a complete cocksucker. I’ve taken enough psychology classes to recognize an inferiority complex when I see one,...

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The Alley Remained

It began in the rancid filth of the dank, narrow alleyway two blocks from the brightly lit corner restaurant where she worked the midnight shift. It wasn’t. Then it was. It breathed, but not...

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Bad Apples

Within hours of Apple’s official announcement that there will be no iPhone 5, I witnessed at least five different men publicly agonize over what they see as a gross personal injustice. I heard everything...