Monthly Archive: November 2011

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Stranger Conversations

Over the last few days I took it upon myself to – purely in the interest of science – perform a slightly twisted social experiment via approaching five random strangers to ask each of...

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Dear Jonny, Fear And Personality?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever been told: “I can’t talk to you, because I’m afraid of you.”? I can only assume that you have, so I pose the question: Is that a good thing,...

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Virtual Idiocracy

I imagine that in the not-too-distant future, games such as The Sims will evolve to the extent that it will be possible for ultra-dedicated players to make a real world living as virtual characters...

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Apocalyptic Ambitions

I’m running out of fucking patience when it comes to listening to other’s fantasy-driven apocalyptic perversions. There seems to be a bizarre belief among many men who’ve watched 28 Days Later, 2012, and The...

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Dear Jonny, Has A Woman Ever Tried To Kill You?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever had a woman try to kill you? – Randy   Dear Randy, Yes, I most certainly have. One instance in particular immediately springs to mind. This was some years...

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Keep It To Yourself

Recently I wrote a second article strongly supporting the notion that there are indeed such things as stupid questions. While eavesdropping to gather evidence to support my case, my ears were overwhelmed with numerous...

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Dear Jonny, Bar Sluts And Club Sluts?

Dear Jonny, I won’t be turning 21 until next month so personally speaking I don’t really know that much about the bar scene. But the older guys tell me that there are lots of...

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FLICKERS

A slight, bespectacled man dressed in an unremarkable suit weaved through the darkening city streets, his eyes darting feverishly from shadow to shadow. Pumpkins perched on the windowsills of crumbling high rises, flickering brightly...