Monthly Archive: December 2011

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Strike Three: More Stupid Questions

Recently I’ve been keeping my ears tuned to the frequency of other people’s stupidity, so my cup of their ever-increasing dumbass questions has officially runneth over. That said, it’s high time for the third...

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Occupy Winnebago

A bearded lady crawled out of her waterbed to roll up a cigarette and take a long pull from the pale green bottle of chartreuse atop her dresser. She stood there, naked, smoking slowly...

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Dear Jonny, Your Mother And Father?

Dear Jonny, What is your relationship like with your father versus your mother? – Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Well, this is a touchy subject. To be frank, I have a much more complicated relationship with...

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A Cozy Affair

A full-figured, rosy-cheeked young woman with eyes like chunky blue ice sat on a stool in her mother’s warm little kitchen, twirling her soft, straw-colored hair. “Mama, that smells really wonderful. How did you...