Monthly Archive: January 2012

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Another Load Of Stupid Questions

Over the course of the last several weeks my ears have been relentlessly assaulted by a geyser of insanely fucking stupid questions, some of which were simply too unfathomably asinine to, in good conscience,...

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Shadows

The boy wandered through a vast expanse of towering trees, listening to the shrill cries of ravens while dusk painted the foliage a pale gold. He paused long enough to quench his thirst in...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Abound…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Do you eat meat? If so, how can you defend your position intelligently? If not then good for you!” – Yes, I eat grass-fed...

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She Has Failed

I recently received the following message: January 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm N.P. says: “This entire site makes me sick. You make me sick. Do you really think that modern day women will be...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Are Piling Up…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “You spend a lot of time talking about other’s stupidity. We all have our moments. So Jon, do you have any stupid stories...

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Ten New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Never Hear

1. “I’m going to develop a nasty cocaine habit to help me deal with my hectic schedule, gradually increase the dosage over time, then suffer a fatal overdose ten years from now while receiving...