Monthly Archive: February 2012

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Ten People Who Make Mondays Even Fucking Worse

Though Monday mornings are a little slice of hell on earth, over time one can – with supreme patience and fortitude of character – manage to acclimate to the hellish conditions. Unfortunately, there will...

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A State(ment) Of Absolute Stupidity

I’ve written numerous articles detailing my frustrations with the seemingly endless parade of stupid questions I encounter on a day-to-day basis, so I thought I’d take a break from said formula long enough to...

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Dear Jonny, We Need Some Answers Here…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “Last weekend at the club some huge guy repeatedly slapped the ass of the woman I was on a second date with. He...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry One

Several weekends ago I spent half my Saturday cleaning out a storage locker filled with the remnants of a former residence. Most of the shit had been sitting there for five or more years,...

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You Deserve To Be Drowned In Festering Sewage If…

They say that one should never judge a book by its cover, but if you’re staring dead-eyed through the smoke of your Marlboro while using a tightly rolled Hustler magazine to beat your morbidly...

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Nasty Beast

At the end of his shift, a weary, dark-eyed dishwasher stepped from the restaurant’s kitchen into a trash-strewn alley, to take a few slugs of whiskey while having a smoke. Stooped over in the...

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Dear Jonny, Another Chunk O’ Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I think woman are attracted to “assholes” for an evolutionary reason.My reasoning is that an “asshole” is the type of male who displays above...