Monthly Archive: April 2012

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Dear Jonny, It’s Question Time!

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “There‚Äôs a very rude and ultra-fundamentalist Christian gentlemen (a term I use very loosely) in my Teacher Education program who is riding my last...

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Scum Whore Of London

While snagging some coffee this morning, I bumped into a rather attractive dunce of an ex-girlfriend who informed me that she is now a licensed hypnotherapist specializing in “past life regressions.” This is a...

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Earth Day, Every Day

Today is Earth Day, which means people all around the world are singing the “Earth Day Anthem,” forming drum circles, and planting flowers in their backyards to celebrate how much we’ve fucked up the...

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Not A Romantic Comedy

Earlier this afternoon I was standing behind an extremely attractive, poshly dressed twenty-something woman who, while sobbing intermittently, purchased sixteen romantic comedies (She made sure to announce the genre of her movies in a...