Monthly Archive: May 2012

5

Yes, There Is Such Thing As A Stupid Question (Round 5)

Recently I’ve noticed numerous people beaming with gleeful anticipation, barely able to contain themselves at the prospect of frolicking beneath the scorching summer sun, baking up batches of skin cancer while leaping, drunkenly, into...

8

The Mysterious Case Of The Face And The Beer Bottle

Two years ago today, I found myself regaining consciousness in a driveway in the middle of the afternoon, my face atop a shattered beer bottle. I recall being concerned that I may very well...

6

I Love It

I love it when, while I’m ignoring the shitty music on an overcrowded patio as I use my under-carbonated beer to wash down a poor attempt at greasy pub fare, I see a [obviously...

5

Hamburger Warrior

Last night I pulled up next to a Mustang. In it sat a 30-something asshole revving its engine to a high-pitched squeal while he snarfed a hamburger behind the wheel. Looking at it all,...

4

Crazy Bitch: Entry Four

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” October 9 – “Still drunk this morning. Last night at...

7

Dear Jonny, Step Up And Answer…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I’ve got a very general question for you regarding training/athletics/health. I’m in my 30s, I’ve always been relatively in shape, with the odd slump...