Monthly Archive: June 2012

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Dear Jonny, Let’s Talk…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What was it like breaking up with the girl in your “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch?’” – It was pretty insanely horrific, now that...

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The Curious Friendship Of Otto And Clyde: Session 2‏

Otto: It’s great to be here again, Dr. Clyde. I’ve really, REALLY been looking forward to this meeting. You well? Clyde: I’m marvelous. Simply marvelous. But my god, man, what on earth has happened...

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Dear Jonny, We Demand Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I know this reeks of cliche but my asshole neighbor is constantly walking his hulking German Shepherd on my front lawn, where it never...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry Five

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” October 18 – “Last night at work I was in...

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The Curious Friendship Of Otto And Clyde

Otto: It’s nice to see you again, Dr. Clyde. How have you been, sir? Clyde: Splendid, splendid. I must say, you’re looking well. Now, if you will kindly take a seat on the couch,...

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Faux Fucking: This Ain’t The Real Thing

The other night, after accidentally Googling something like “Oily Swedish lesbian cheerleaders have filthy whipped cream orgy in seedy motel room,” an advertisement for what appeared to be an elaborate virtual sex game, popped...