Monthly Archive: July 2012

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Dear Jonny, Eternal Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “While I don’t think being an asshole all the time is very nice, why the hell is it so much damn fun sometimes?”...

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Of Coffee And Fritos

Earlier this morning I trudged, zombie-like, into a nearby coffee chain, my brain in dire need of swift and heavy caffeination after a long night of frantic, booze-fueled writing. While waiting in line, battling...

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A Dark (K)Night

One moment you’re sitting comfortably beside your twenty-something son in a large, crowded movie theater, popcorn and soda in hand, while the two of you peer wondrously at the silver screen as it showcases...

You’re An Atheist?!: “Give Me A Fucking Break!!” 8

You’re An Atheist?!: “Give Me A Fucking Break!!”

[youtube width=”625″ height=”544″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo[/youtube] First off, the woman in this clip is a monumentally sick, manipulative, shamelessly evil cunt of the first order; one who deserves to be ever-so-slowly drowned in a barrel of rancid...

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From A-Z(zholes)‏

As of late, it seems that I’ve been crossing paths with a particularly hefty amount of shockingly annoying assholes, the majority of whom have come across as being comically oblivious to the sheer magnitude...

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The Top Ten Reasons Heat Waves Suck

Lately it’s been hot; oppressively, loathsomely, horridly hot. Abominably hot. Revoltingly hot. Soul-crushingly hot. Fucking hot. That said, there are a multitude of reasons to detest the heat. Here, for instance, are ten of...