Monthly Archive: April 2013

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Daze Of The Week

MONDAYS are comparable to suddenly having your throat slit by a toothless gutter whore under the influence of the LSD her pimp slipped into her banana split while she gave an El Salvadorian cook...

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Stranger Conversations: The Third Experiment

As of late, I’ve been encountering a particularly prodigious number of needlessly rude, stupid, and/or annoying assholes, which has led me to revert to one of my more rewarding behaviors: Suddenly accosting them with...

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By The Numbers

The average adult human brain weighs three pounds, contains 150 billion neurons, has certain neural impulses that can travel as fast as 250 miles per hour, and generates sufficient wattage – between 10 and...