Author: cneralich

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Daze Of The Week

MONDAYS are comparable to suddenly having your throat slit by a toothless gutter whore under the influence of the LSD her pimp slipped into her banana split while she gave an El Salvadorian cook...

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Greetings And Salutations

On nearly every occasion that I find myself accidentally wasting countless hours prowling appallingly sketchy adult sites, it’s only a matter of time before my screen is continually assaulted by pop-up after horrendous pop-up...

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Starring The Disturbed Badass And The Promiscuous Blonde‏

Promiscuous Blond: “Let’s fuck.” Disturbed Badass: “You’re a wholly artificial, despicably diseased, predictable, shallow, boorish, uneducated, unworldly, uncivilized, uncouth, and unacceptably mean-spirited excuse for a pathetically putrid dumpster whore. I detest you, your ceaseless...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry Four

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” October 9 – “Still drunk this morning. Last night at...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry One

Several weekends ago I spent half my Saturday cleaning out a storage locker filled with the remnants of a former residence. Most of the shit had been sitting there for five or more years,...

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(P)RICK

I recently I received the following message: August 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm Rick says: “A coworker said I should give your website a look. He seems to think your clever and funny but...

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Dear Jonny, I Think You’re A Sociopath…

Dear Jonny, As a mental healthcare worker I think it’s fairly obvious that you’re a sociopath. What do you have to say about that? – Anna   Dear Anna, Well, let’s take a look...