Dear Jonny, Burn In Hell

9 Responses

  1. kevin h says:


  2. Anonymous says:

    Lmmfao. “My friend’s asshole”. Shut the fuck up you ignorant skanky fuck. I hope they serve beer in he’ll.

  3. Kyle says:

    It’s weird how you can tell so much about a person by simply reading over a few words they’ve written. Reading that girl’s letter leaves me smelling the Vantage Lights smoke in her hair, feeling her squishy trailer park water bed, tasting her diet of chicken pot pies, hearing her say “ain’t” every other word, and watching her enjoy all of it. Gross.

  4. Damien says:

    It sounds like this club was more like a mental institution that served booze. Cool.

    • It felt that way on occasion. Watching Jon pyschologically dismantle stupid shallow chicks like this one was one of the few things that kept us entertained.

      • Jon says:

        It was almost as if I was a reverse psychologist. As if those women were paying me to manipulate their emotions and screw up their minds. Wish I could make a career out of that. Aw, shucks.

    • anton, aka sputnik, aka scammer, aka XOBOT says:

      Bravo johnny, in this case you were also able, effectively so I might add, to dismantle an ignorant chap whose asshole apparently has friends…I am sure he didnt quite mean to explicate that but he did and now we get to make fun of his dyslexic ass…

  5. Ben says:

    Best. Response. Ever.

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