The following exchange between someone calling herself “Natalie,” and myself, was the end result of my most recent Dear Jonny article, in which I listed a number of healthy foods that people should be eating.
February 11, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Aren’t you a fucking know it all. Arrogant prick.
February 11, 2011 at 1:01 pm
You are attempting to antagonize me with simple inflammatory comments as a result of a wide variety of fundamental insecurities that cause you to feel intellectually inferior around people who actually know what they’re talking about. Hush now.
February 11, 2011 at 1:17 pm
I’m not the one who gets off on others faults and mistakes, asshole.
February 11, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Here you’re making an effort to detract from my last comment via shifting the focus to something completely inaccurate and absolutely irrelevant. You did that because A) You were unable to form any valid, intelligent response, and B) Changing the subject was far easier than addressing the basis of my initial comment (that you’re lashing out at me because of insecurities surrounding your lack of intelligence). Once again, it’s time to hush.
February 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Fuck you, you ego tripping piece of shit!
February 11, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Exclamation points are used to portray emotion. Curse words can serve a similar purpose. That said, “Fuck you, you ego tripping piece of shit!” is a very emotional response. It’s a volatile overreaction; one that leads me to believe you are having difficulty dealing with the sudden understanding that I’ve made swift work of revealing how unable you are to cope with certain realities; that there are, in fact, many people out there, who, compared to you, know a lot more about everything. Remember what I said about hushing?
February 11, 2011 at 2:15 pm
You aren’t shit.
February 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Lastly, you’re projecting. My analysis of what lies beneath your frustrated logic has left you feeling worthless, so you chose to say something that you hoped would leave me feeling equally without worth. Alas, it didn’t pan out. Better luck next time. And don’t forget to hush on the way out.