Sick Burn

12 Responses

  1. anonymous says:

    She secretly wants to sleep with you.

    • Jon says:

      If she didn’t, she does now. The line separating “I want to stab you to death,” and “I demand that you rail the shit out of me,” is pretty damn thin in the end.

  2. Aus10 says:

    Another astoundingly acute diagnosis! I could almost hear the tinkling sounds, like glass, of her sad little world shattering into a million pieces.

  3. Suburban Legend says:

    A flat-out amazing piece of writing/thinking.

  4. anonymous says:

    I just want to say thank you for the articles that you write. Its always nice to see when a new one has been posted! For some reason I find myself laughing before I even read them bc I just know I’m going to enjoy them and it makes for a few minutes out of the busy day that I can have to myself! I’m really glad that last chick wrote you bc its just shows how increadably stuipid women are these days! always putting the blame on others and not themselves! lol Reality TV is melting these bitches’ brains! Bring back the rule of THUMB! lol. Yes there are some good ladies out there but for the shitty ones I really hope they get a chance to read your article bc it might open them up to thinking a little differently. Oh and for the ones that read it and get pissed off, well we know they will never be happy anyway so FUCK THEM! Thanks Jon!

  5. EB says:

    Being referred to as an idiot 24/7, it’s a wonder this lad is now telling her to make him a sandwich.

    Kudos to you…..and HIM. I love seeing an “idiot” break out of his crowbar cocoon to become a beautiful, free, ass-kicking butterfly. Nice work to the both of you :)

  6. dave says:

    Genius. That’s all I have to say.

  7. Justin says:

    Fucking amazing…I’m going to keep saying it til
    It happens, a “shut up and listen to Jon” reality human behavior/therapy tv show. Pursue this dream job gold mine!

  8. O MORALES says:

    I read either every or every other article posted; I would love to say it in no way shape or form has affected my relationship, but I can’t. Since become an avid reader I’ve learned to appreciate the fact I’m not dating some sort of bitch and or idiot. In my opinion, your writings don’t promote misogynistic tendencies, they just help establish the and announce the facts of life that otherwise go unmentioned because the topic is usually one that is approached with fear for fear of social backlash. While I don’t religiously follow or agree with all of your writings. I applaud the bravery of your style and precision of your writing. Kudos Jon.

  9. Eric says:

    You’re a master of your trade. There’s no doubt about that.

  10. Kevin says:

    Your images are hilarious too.

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