Category: Dear Jonny

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Dear Jonny, We’re Being Pussies…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do I do about the painful blisters and unsightly calluses forming on my hands as a result of the new gym routine I’m...

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Dear Jonny, We Beg For Your Advice…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “You don’t have my IP address, so don’t even pretend that you do. You’re dead, motherfucker, You won’t even see it coming.” – I...

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Dear Jonny, Eternal Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “While I don’t think being an asshole all the time is very nice, why the hell is it so much damn fun sometimes?”...

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Dear Jonny, Let’s Talk…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What was it like breaking up with the girl in your “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch?’” – It was pretty insanely horrific, now that...

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Dear Jonny, We Demand Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I know this reeks of cliche but my asshole neighbor is constantly walking his hulking German Shepherd on my front lawn, where it never...

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Dear Jonny, Step Up And Answer…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I’ve got a very general question for you regarding training/athletics/health. I’m in my 30s, I’ve always been relatively in shape, with the odd slump...

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Dear Jonny, It’s Question Time!

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “There’s a very rude and ultra-fundamentalist Christian gentlemen (a term I use very loosely) in my Teacher Education program who is riding my last...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Keep Tumbling Down…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do you think of the newest science popularizers like Neil Tyson, Bryan Cox, and Michio Kaku to name a few?” – With few...

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Dear Jonny, Facebook Face Shots?

Dear Jonny, You know those “girls” that take a picture of *just* their face (every fucking day) and post it to facebook like anyone gives a shit? What’s the best way to punish these...

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Dear Jonny, We Never Run Out Of Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Are 6 pack abs just for showing off or is there any other reason for them besides attracting women?” – Developing core strength is...

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Dear Jonny, We Need Some Answers Here…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “Last weekend at the club some huge guy repeatedly slapped the ass of the woman I was on a second date with. He...

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Dear Jonny, Another Chunk O’ Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I think woman are attracted to “assholes” for an evolutionary reason.My reasoning is that an “asshole” is the type of male who displays above...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Abound…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Do you eat meat? If so, how can you defend your position intelligently? If not then good for you!” – Yes, I eat grass-fed...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Are Piling Up…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “You spend a lot of time talking about other’s stupidity. We all have our moments. So Jon, do you have any stupid stories...

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Dear Jonny, Your Mother And Father?

Dear Jonny, What is your relationship like with your father versus your mother? – Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Well, this is a touchy subject. To be frank, I have a much more complicated relationship with...

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Dear Jonny, Fear And Personality?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever been told: “I can’t talk to you, because I’m afraid of you.”? I can only assume that you have, so I pose the question: Is that a good thing,...

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Dear Jonny, Has A Woman Ever Tried To Kill You?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever had a woman try to kill you? – Randy   Dear Randy, Yes, I most certainly have. One instance in particular immediately springs to mind. This was some years...

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Dear Jonny, Bar Sluts And Club Sluts?

Dear Jonny, I won’t be turning 21 until next month so personally speaking I don’t really know that much about the bar scene. But the older guys tell me that there are lots of...

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Dear Jonny, Occupy Wall Street?

Dear Jonny, What do you think of This Occupy Wall Street business? – Shawn   Dear Shawn, I imagine a tall, muscular, well-tanned man dressed in a twelve-thousand-dollar suit. His name is Todd. At...

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Dear Jonny, Give Us More Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Recently, I lost a friend over a situation where I got upset about my spouse not taking the car to the shop in a...