Category: Dear Jonny

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Dear Jonny, We’re Keeping The Questions Rolling…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My boyfriend has a strange hatred of milk. He won’t even eat anything that has milk in it. Bringing it up makes him gag....

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Dear Jonny, What Kind Of Woman Dates You?

Dear Jonny, What kind of woman dates you? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Well, my current girlfriend is funny, sweet, adorable, sexy, fit, athletic (sort of), non-emotionally-insane, and will have her PhD long before...

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Dear Jonny, Impervious To Psychoanalysis?

Dear Jonny, The guy I just started dating tells me he is impervious to psychoanalysis. I’m a psychology major so I find that very hard to believe, even though he seems to be kind...

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Dear Jonny, Two Alpha Males?

Dear Jonny, Can two alpha males get along? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Though it’s ultimately a complex issue, yes they can. Now, in my experience many alpha males associate almost exclusively with beta...

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Dear Jonny, Question After Question…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My girlfriend has recently expressed a desire to experience coprophilia. Should I be worried that I’m kinda turned on by the idea of giving...

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Dear Jonny, Antidepressants?

Dear Jonny, What are your thoughts on anti-depressants? – Jack   Dear Jack, I believe there are some people who, as victims of legitimate chemical imbalances, benefit from medication that assists their hormonal cascade...

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Dear Jonny, I Need Revenge…

Dear Jonny, I recently found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me for quite some time. She doesn’t know that I know. I want revenge. Just so you know, I have access...

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Dear Jonny, Another Round Of Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, Can you think of a worse death than slowly sinking in quicksand until it drowns you? Since people don’t slowly sink in quicksand...

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Dear Jonny, Chocolate And Cheese…

Dear Jonny, This is sort of a weird question but here goes. Lately my wife and I have been having some major problems in the relationship department. We’re doing what we can to deal...

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Dear Jonny, Love At First Sight?

Dear Jonny, What do you think of the expression “Love at first sight”? – Jessica   Dear Jessica, I think it’s pretty much bullshit. I may have mentioned this before somewhere on my website,...

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Dear Jonny, Dating Trouble For 30-Something Women?

Dear Jonny, What is it about single women (NOT single mothers) in their early to mid thirties that scares men away? And I’m not talking sex. Any man will have sex. But almost none...

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Dear Jonny, Questions, Questions, Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, Should prostitution be legal? That’s a tricky question, because I think there’s a VERY fine line between modern dating and outright prostitution. I...

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Dear Jonny, Fake Diet Allergies?

Dear Jonny, It seems like half my friends are claiming they’ve developed all kinds of food allergies over the last few years. Suddenly they claim to be allergic to wheat or soy or lactose...

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Dear Jonny, Comic Book Obsession…

Dear Jonny, My fiance has become completely obsessed with comic books over the last six months. He is CONSTANTLY reading them, buying them, searching for them, or trying to get me fired up about...

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Dear Jonny, Kangen Water?

Dear Jonny, What are you thoughts on Kangen Water? Truly unprecedented benefits as they claim? Pyramid selling scheme? – Henrix   Dear Henrix, I think certain individuals have made big business out of water...

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Dear Jonny, Assaulting Over Opinions?

Dear Jonny, Why do some people feel the need to physically assault an individual when an opposing opinion is presented? Have you ever done so? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, I’m sure that most...

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Dear Jonny, And The Questions Continue…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, What are your opinions on gun control? If people want guns, they’ll get them regardless of whether or not a governing body chooses...

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Dear Jonny, More Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, What’s your idea of an extremely selfish person? Someone who has the audacity to thank God for a beautiful, sunny day when tornadoes are...

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Dear Jonny, Why Do Normal People Go Crazy?

Dear Jonny, A friend of mine who is the most straight-laced dude I’ve ever known was recently turned down for a promotion at work. Basically he went insane, drank up a storm, smacked his...

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Dear Jonny, Imma Fat Fuck!

Dear Jonny, So I got this new cougar girlfriend and I’m hoping to drop a few lbs. before I tear into her well kept ass. I’ve been doing sit ups, push ups and running...