20 Things I Am Thankful For

9 Responses

  1. Beej says:

    happy thanksgiving, hope you pour something into ur brothers ears! Have fun n boulder enjoy that gravy

  2. Devon Banks says:

    You’re a perfectly sick fuck, absolutely brilliant, and my wife and I can’t get enough of this website. Write a bestseller.

  3. Chaucer says:

    I agree with Devon. Down the road, you need to compile everything and get a book on the shelves. This shit is too choice to be giving away. And lol @ “banging your head at the drunk tank door does not get you released any quicker” It seems like a good idea at the time, eh??? Cheers.

  4. AK-47 says:

    …I remember a “spiffed up geek” being spat upon after leaving a certain seedy establishment and a scuffle ensuing…maaan. That’s a whole ‘nother story.

  5. Jon says:

    Indeed. And good for him for having had the balls (fight over flight) to stand up to a drunken psycho twice his size. However, it would have been much, much cooler had I been knocked unconscious. Then again, I’m told that I emitted some degree of mighty jungle roar, after he popped me, which, in turn, caused him to sprint off into the night; and that, fine sir, is just plain goosey.

  6. AK-47 says:

    …Aaaand file a restraining order on YOU!

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