By The Numbers

10 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    lmfao As usual: Genius.

  2. Chris says:

    ON POINT, GOOD SIR! How I envy you.

  3. Hightower says:

    Hear, hear!!

  4. eric says:

    That’s a helluva lot of truth in a very small space, Jonny. Keep up the good fight.

  5. Em says:

    If school were like this I might have actually felt like paying attention. I suppose that makes your website my classroom ..ROFL

  6. Anonymous says:

    Someone should tell people who sag that in prison that means you are some ones bitch. See how cool it is then.

    Jon, I wonder if you thought out the sentence about gloating about the plethora of whores much before you wrote it. Have you not gloated about your plethora of whores before on this site? Does the part about being on “shiny metal discs rotating between your tires” make it much different?

    The brain is fascinating. I wonder if science will come to a point where ones intelligence can truly be determined by observing their brain. I wonder though, would the general public accept inferiority if science could prove it?

  7. Jon says:

    Among inmates, I believe the sagging phenomenon is known as PBS, or Prison Bitch Syndrome. That amusing bit of trivia always makes me chuckle when I see a horde of cocky wankstas proudly sagging their britches.

    Much of my “gloating” is in the form of sarcasm or irony. Mentally challenged individuals who brag about pulling ass as a result of spinning metal, have no understanding of either concept.

    As for the general public accepting their inferiority in the face of science, I’m inclined to think that the majority of us are too inherently stupid and myopic to care about what science has to offer, unless it somehow increases our comfort level on this planet.

  8. Suburban Legend says:

    Sweet perfection.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Just because I agree with you here, doesn’t mean you aren’t an asshole.

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