Cyber Sluts

10 Responses

  1. Phillip says:

    Pure gold, man. Pure gold.

  2. Clayton says:

    Just so you know, you’re the hero in our office, man. Keep up the good fight.

  3. Family Guy Dude says:

    Hilarious, man!

  4. Anonymous says:

    I find it pretty crazy that the same local chick is always wanting to chat no matter what city I am in. She follows me everywhere!

  5. Em says:

    Your writing never ceases to amaze…

  6. chris says:

    This is the most hilarious fucking thing I’ve read in months. Maybe years. I humbly beg you for more.

  7. April Johnson says:

    One of the funniest pieces on this site.

  8. Anonymous says:

    You mean businesses sell lies to people for marketing. My world has just been crushed.

  9. Suburban Legend says:


  10. Kevin H says:

    I’ll have to keep “dumpster slut” in my back pocket.

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