Door Matt

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7 Responses

  1. anonymous says:

    Maybe he’s a masochist?

    • Jon says:

      Initially that very thought crossed my mind, but during the woman’s exchange with her server, the two of them discussed their mutual contempt for emotionally inattentive men. I neglected to add that detail because it seems redundant, but I think it’s pretty clear that he wasn’t enjoying a bit of it.

  2. Stephanie says:

    Very depressing but beautifully written. Like your muscles, your talent is massive.

  3. Amos says:

    Definitely depressing (especially that last line, whew) but as usual I think you’re spot on. Sucks to be Matt, that’s for sure.

  4. Derick says:

    Remind me to never, ever get married.

  5. Suburban Legend says:

    This article leaves me wanting to kick myself in the ass for ever haviing felt sorry for myself about anything.

  6. Anonymous says:

    You’re brilliant.

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