In Defense Of Charlie Sheen

23 Responses

  1. Clint says:

    Wow. I can’t say that I disagree.

  2. Jared says:

    If Sheen gets his hands on this, he’ll probably make you his assistant. Or, from the looks of you, his bodyguard.

  3. A. J. says:

    You’re pretty damn out there, mate. But I can’t say you don’t have a point!

  4. Beth says:

    You’re the new Hunter S. Thompson.

  5. Sean F. says:


  6. Emily says:

    Not many people will agree with you on this because doing so would require them to ask questions of themselves that they’d rather not. Questions about their own happiness. Or lack thereof.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Fucking priceless. The only ones who won’t ADMIT to agreeing with this are the chubby wives, their dissatisfied husbands, or those that are headed in that very direction.

  8. Eric Thompson says:

    “In Defense Of Seven Gram Rocks” Lmao. In all seriousness you’re onto something here, son.

  9. Ben says:

    I’ll raise my glass to that.

  10. You are a freaking genius.

  11. Danny says:


  12. Ray Bradshaw says:

    Instant classic.

  13. Trevor Smith says:

    You just have to get this to Sheen!!!!

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  15. JAW says:

    Oh, Jon, PLEASE. The world is so much more richly complicated than the two extremes you present in defense of Charlie Sheen. To suggest that most of us wag jealous fingers at Charlie Sheen because our own lives are too boring and disappointing to face is immature psycho pap that illustrates just exactly why the world is in the mess it’s in: To have it all right now exactly the way we want it or to have nothing. Really?? There are plenty of us out here that don’t need cocaine to be brilliant – we show up to humanity every day and work hard to make a difference and be decent to others and true to ourselves and we laugh until we cry and have awesome adventures and are fascinated with all sorts of cool stuff and we even have great sex with our spouse. So get over yourself and your sorry analysis. Charlie Sheen may be entertaining on screen but that doesn’t mean he’s a remarkable human being. PS – I’m not a ‘chubby wife or dissatisfied husband.’

    • Jon says:

      Yawn. What a vague, generic, uninspired response. That said, I’ll fashion a thorough reply after my vacation ends this weekend. Have a swell day.

      • JAW says:

        Don’t bother – not interested.

        • Jon says:

          If you weren’t interested, you wouldn’t have come back to leave this reply. Now: Shutupandlistentojon, and look for my brilliant reply to your simplistic response as a feature article. And once again, have a swell day.

  16. Jason C. says:


  17. April Johnson says:

    Yeah, you’re pretty much a god.

  18. Mary Jane says:

    Fucking brilliant. You put everything into perspective.

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