My Bicycle Has A Motor

11 Responses

  1. A Voice In The Wilderness says:

    Ah, shit. I wish there was a “laugh key”, because under the circumstances “LOL” seems completely inadequate. I was there as a vendor all weekend, and you just described 75% of the people I interacted with. Well done.

  2. David says:

    Fuuuuuuck. ROFL!!!

  3. Emily says:

    I nearly choked to death on my coffee reading this. You just described my brother-in-law to a T. As well as his friends, their friends and those friend’s friends.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Pure brilliance.

  5. Gypsy Assassin says:

    Absolutely on the mark. When a friend says she’s dating a guy that has a Harley, I just cringe inside. Nine times out of ten they end up breaking up over his tiny penis.

  6. dave says:

    Yet again you’ve smashed the nail on its head.

  7. anonymous says:

    You lazy prick. Write a new article.

    • Jon says:

      Very cute, but this is only the second time I’ve reposted articles (Remember Their Pain/My Bicycle Has A Motor, both of which are as pertinent now as they were when I originally posted them) in over two years, kiddo. Have a little patience. I’ve been preoccupied with multiple projects.

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