Snowed In(sanity)

5 Responses

  1. Ray Bradshaw says:

    LOL @ #7. That should be a damn SNL skit.

  2. A-non-e-mouse says:

    I’m gonna have to go with no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

  3. Nate says:

    Number one is a great moral dilemma. If I were sober I’d probably feel obligated to man up and tell the woman that she and her kids were about to eat my piss. However, you said BEER piss. That means I’d be drunk, and if I were drunk I’d probably think it was funny. The need for lewd entertainment would cancel out my sense of common decency. The fact of the matter is that I wouldn’t even think about taking a whiz in the neighbor’s yard unless I was pretty well plastered. So in the end, they’re eating piss.

  4. Emily says:

    My daddy is my landlord, so I just had him read #9. The steaming Starbucks shot out his nose.

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