Split Personalities

11 Responses

  1. Kevin says:

    Fifteen minutes later, I’m still laughing. Great writing as usual, and those drawings are fucking hilarious.

  2. April Johnson says:

    LOL! Duality is right!

  3. chris says:

    Anyone who goes out of his way to throw douchebags into dumpsters should be fully entitled to sing about periscope tails while taking a leak.

  4. Shannon says:

    Still laughing here too. I want meet Hellwoo!!

  5. anonymous says:

    Did you sleep with the troubled young lady?

    • Jon says:

      I’m rather surprised that this wasn’t the first question. The answer: No. After looking at her a bit more closely, I deduced that she was quite likely suffering from multiple blood-borne diseases. She appeared to be twenty going on fifty. I wasn’t that drunk.

      • anonymous says:

        You should have slapped on a jimmy and let her ride you.

        • Jon says:

          Ok, ok, I slept with her. Not really. Yes I did. No I didn’t. Well, maybe. It’s difficult to recall such things.

          • anonymous says:

            Gross. Good job on the dumpster tossing. How small was this guy or are you really strong?

          • Jon says:

            He was of average height and weighed somewhere in the neighborhood of 175 pounds. I outweighed him by approximately one-hundred pounds at the time, so my actions required minimal effort. Aside from the tremendous weight advantage, I’m naturally a very strong person, yes.

  6. B. T. says:

    I have to agree with Chris. It takes a bit of bravery to poke fun at yourself to this extent. But if you’re also throwing assholes into dumpsters, it balances out very nicely. Good shit, Jonny.

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