“Sputnik” Goes Down: Bashing Twilight Is Right
November 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
“I dont see a point in discussing this so called saga since its everything that’s fucked with american teenage culture and the thirteen year old chicks that watch and worship these flawed characters will most likely grow up to be those ‘new York sluts’ i.e. Kim Catrall and the gang, Jon is so fond of. Hence, this notion brings me to my next point. Jon’s viewing of this movie is bad enough, he then made another morbid mistake of actually making a post about it on his, what used to be an awesome website until he introduced some teenage garbage into the mix. I believe a stronger point of making, what seems to be a she-male main character in this horrendous chic flick, to make look like less noteworthy would be to not talk about him or the movie whatsoever. Jon I believe you are more creative than that, please dont post any more gay articles as i do have better things to do than to read about pale freaks who look like they just got out of a concentration camp in Krakow”
Let’s get started, Sputnik. The “point in discussing this so called saga” is precisely because it’s “everything that’s fucked with American teenage culture.” That Twilight is hopelessly stupid and ridiculously popular amongst ultra-confused, overly impressionable young ladies who, in all probability, will – in later life – resort to “Sex ‘n the City”-type antics, is exactly the reason that it needs to be discussed, parodied, and heavily criticized. Intellectual discourse is a necessary component of any modern society, and is particularly vital when something absurd garners an extensive following. It is the responsibility of all individuals to investigate, challenge, and denounce such things, lest they be allowed to spread unchecked. You don’t, after all, ignore jack-assed phenomenons; rather, you expose/destroy them with clever usage of sarcasm and irony. Moving on… “Made the morbid mistake of making a post on his what used to be an awesome website.” First of all, aside from my article on why women favor assholes, the Twilight piece has received more traffic than anything I’ve written thus far. I hardly consider that a mistake. Furthermore, it’s a virtual impossibility to ruin the already almost-legendary awesomeness of this website. Now….”Please don’t post more gay articles as I do have better things to do than read about pale freaks”….Obviously you don’t have better things to do than read what you believe are “gay articles” if you took the time to leave such an extensive comment about one. And if you didn’t read it, you should have, because it’s awesome. Just like this site. Now…SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO JON.