The Top Ten Reasons Heat Waves Suck

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9 Responses

  1. Oscar Morales says:

    3. If you’re a pimp, slapping hoes will cause your palms to sweat excessively, which could lead to a nasty heat rash.

    I’ve been experiencing that a lot lately.

  2. Anonymous says:

    ROFL Not MY top ten reasons. But better. Much better.

  3. Charles says:

    Yeah, I want #10, 8, 4, and 3 on coffee mugs.

  4. Suburban Legend says:

    You’re out there, chief. It’s awesome, though.

  5. Emily H. says:

    Misogynistic dick or not, you’re fucking hilarious.

  6. small fry says:

    My girlfriend has been complaining she doesn’t like the taste of my sweaty balls. I never sweat so much before this heat wave.

    • Jon says:

      Tell her she’s lucky to have a boyfriend who doesn’t slap the taste out of her mouth. Then try talcum powder.

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