The Top Ten Things To Say To Terrify A Random Old Lady

7 Responses

  1. Trevor says:

    Sick and out there and hilarious and wonderful.

  2. April Johnson says:

    Bizarre. Hilarious. Love it.

  3. Michael says:

    This one nearly had me pissing in my pants. And that picture is way beyond epic.

  4. Em says:

    “4. “My imaginary best friend – a rabid, hot pink Woolly Mammoth named Chloroform Handkerchief – would like to cordially invite you to the town cemetery for scones, marmalade, and a premature burial.” Only you, hahahaha!

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  6. Suburban Legend says:

    You wacky genius you.

  7. Samantha says:

    “Pardon me, you horny skeleton” ROFL!!!

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