Top Ten Reasons To Jerk-Off Instead

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7 Responses

  1. Steve says:

    Ahahahahahahaha Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!

  2. C.R. says:

    Definitely another instant classic, Jonny!

  3. joey says:

    Welcome back. More please.

  4. Anonymous says:

    This should be required reading for all young men entering the dating scene.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Porn: the logical choice.

  6. Sir Galantest of the Knights says:

    Bravo, good sir.

    I fear that your brilliance can never be respected by the public a task I can not force you to undertake, unless they were to experience a healthy dose of “reality”.

    Reality is wonderful, even the horrifying aspects of it. Because horror is an emotion, and emotion is an aspect of reality that is perceived by your brain.

    Your inspiration means you’re a hipster with regards to internet culture, and I shan’t elaborate on subjects mutually understood, fine sir.

  7. Sir Galantest of the Knights says:

    Bravo, good sir.

    I fear that your brilliance can never be respected by the public a task I can not force you to undertake, unless they were to experience a healthy dose of “reality”.

    Reality is wonderful, even the horrifying aspects of it. Because horror is an emotion, and emotion is an aspect of reality that is perceived by your brain.

    Your inspiration means you’re a hipster with regards to internet culture, and I shan’t elaborate on subjects mutually understood, fine sir.

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