You Deserve To Be Drowned In Festering Sewage If…

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  1. Kev says:

    “9. Any woman who, on a first date, says “I’ve had bad luck in relationships because I’ve dated a lot of assholes. But that’s all over now. I want to settle down with a nice guy and have a nice relationship doing nice things. -Fucking awesome

  2. Anonymous says:

    rofl #7 is something I’ve experienced three or four times myself.

  3. Ryan says:

    Christ. I used to be #3 (I fully deserved to be drowned in sewage). I married #9 but she turned into #4 because I was too much of a chicken shit to be #8. Both my children are #6. God help me.

  4. Katie says:

    You are, without a doubt, the smartest man on the internet. Brains, muscles, and a take-no-shit attitude. Shut up and listen to JON – the sexiest man alive.

  5. Anonymous says:

    It gets better and better around here. Cheers.

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