Dear Jonny, Am I Evil?
I’m cheating on my girlfriend with three different strippers. Sometimes while she is at church. I drink, I smoke, and I take drugs. I don’t exercise and my diet sucks. I lie all the time and I steal. Most of the work I do is illegal in one or more ways. I pay no taxes, I neglect my family, and I spend most of my free time watching porn. I really don’t give a shit about a single place, person or thing. I feel like an evil fuck. Thoughts?
I think you should get into politics.