Dear Jonny, Another Round Of Questions…

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4 Responses

  1. Emily says:

    I thought you were joking about that Hufu stuff, but I looked it up and it was real! Did you eat it with her? What did it taste like??

    • Jon says:

      Lol, I sure did. There was a slight sweetness to it, as well as some notes of plain tofu and a hint of meaty goodness…Almost like…chicken. Whether or not it tasted like real human flesh, I cannot say. But if I ever decide to find out I’ll be sure to let you know.

  2. Daniel says:

    Lmao @ “I threw my beer stein at the microwave” Men In Black sucks.

  3. Eric says:

    “Grow some balls very quickly and then get the hell away from her before “ten or so months” becomes “ten or so years.”
    *I only wish you’d been around to give me this same advice ten years ago.

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