Dear Jonny, Bar Sluts And Club Sluts?
I won’t be turning 21 until next month so personally speaking I don’t really know that much about the bar scene. But the older guys tell me that there are lots of girls who go out for no other reason but to pick up guys for one night stands, flings, sex, whatever. Bar sluts, they call them. Or club sluts. What do you think of these women?
What you have heard from “the older guys” is absolutely correct. Your forthcoming bar stool odyssey will deliver you a proverbial salad bar of loose women with whom you’ll have virtually unlimited opportunities to bed down. They will wear short, brightly colored skirts, excessive makeup, and potent, often malodorous perfume. They’ll have bad hair, bad skin, and good instincts. You’ll see them chain-smoke Camels, guzzle well drinks, and pretend as if they don’t secretly hate one another while moving around, quite strategically, in groups of three or four. It’s probably for the best if you think of them as horny heat-seeking missiles honing in on penis with cold, calculating precision. This can turn out in your favor, but only if you first accept yourself as a target, then come to terms with the possible consequences of an impact. Keep in mind that most of them are almost certainly crawling with a generous selection of viral std’s, which, while often asymptomatic in men, definitely aren’t the sort of thing you want to pass on to your future wife. So wear a condom or six. Many of them are emotional basket cases, particularly when the booze/drugs wear off/kick in, so be fully prepared for impromptu episodes of psychotic behavior. In other words, have pepper spray on hand. Also, despite the fact that the majority of them are, as you alluded to, looking for [extremely] short-term relationships, it’s not entirely uncommon for this to change, suddenly and without warning. Women who have chosen a path of sex and self-destruction, generally do so after having been consistently rejected within the local dating community for various unsavory reasons. In other words, the bar slut behavior is often less an expression of defiance than it is an act of flailing desperation; a last resort. That said, it can be a very dangerous thing if/when something unexpectedly clicks in her brain, causing her to think “Hmmmm. I believe I’ll keep this one forever.” Have fun.