Dear Jonny, I Need Revenge…

6 Responses

  1. Anna says:

    Wicked advice. I know this info is intended for a man, but I’m anxious to try the homeless-piss-in-a-coffee-cup trick on the next asshole who does me wrong (it happens all the time) *I’ll keep you posted.

  2. David says:

    Good shit, Jonny. My girlfriend hasn’t cheated as far as I know, but I’m tempted to do the rotten tuna fish thing anyway.

  3. Anonymous says:

    “the odor of rancid tuna fish will quite likely permanently permeate her existence, thereby wreaking perpetual emotional havoc.” <<Poetry. Beautiful poetry.

  4. Kevin says:

    Awesome. I just forwarded this article to a buddy who has a cheating girlfriend. I suggested that he do the homeless piss/coffee cup trick. I’ll keep you posted.

  5. Kaycee says:

    I find it sort of pathetic that you’re using humor to disguise what is really just flat out abuse. This “tuna idea” is sick and ridiculous and I honestly cannot even begin to address your “urine in a cup” suggestion without my gag reflex kicking in. What sort of demented individual actually finds justification for playfully encouraging that sort of diseased behavior? Since when has revenge been good for anyone? Can you even look at yourself in the mirror? Honestly? This guy writes in telling you his girlfriend has been cheating on him and you respond by outlining some crude form of vengeance but you have no idea if he actually deserved it. You can’t encourage retaliation if you don’t know the circumstances leading up to her infidelity. For all you know the guy was a piece of shit and she was driven to do what she did. Can you understand that? I sincerely doubt it but maybe you should attempt to get past your obvious misogynistic tendencies long enough to get a fair and balanced view of your reader’s situations. As it stands your perspective is all screwed up. So is your logic and so are your resulting responses. Get a handle on things.

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