Dear Jonny, More Questions…

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  1. A Sibling says:

    I would also like to add one little tid bit to the Halloween, Mike Tyson story. Though a notable evening all around for Jon, I actually feel that there are two important highlights missing. The first would be when “Iron Mike” got into a pushing contest with a Fayetteville Police Officer, (fortunately, one of Jon’s wonderful friends), and a dead, ghost samurai (our father). I would have paid money to see it. And second, I feel that it’s important to note that Jon spent the night in our neighbor’s car, which in all honestly did look like his at the time. This, in and of itself is not too bad, though the fact that Jon both pissed and shit himself while inside the car may have made an unpleasant morning for our neighbor, who incidentally, never said a word.

  2. Andrew says:

    I like your answer to the facebook question very, very much.

  3. David says:

    Sharp dude.

  4. The police officer of whom you speak of... says:

    …Also remembers that night, and can attest to the dead, ghost samurai’s dominance. And the poor neighbor’s vehicle.

    • Jon says:

      I think the ghost samurai’s dominance had more to do with my absolute inebriation than his degree of skill. “the poor neighbor’s vehicle.” – Nah. The guy was a dick.

  5. AK says:

    I had to deal with an “iron mike” one time from him too when he was working the door on halloween and running every female customer off at the door via telling them their ears were too big or that the had a “weird face” or just the ol “I fucking hate you, go away” type shit….I had to rescue him that night too…

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