Dear Jonny, Nasty Breakups?

7 Responses

  1. Gassan says:

    He did what? bertstare.jpg

    • Jon says:

      He proposed. They married. And now they have a little boy. She gives him a black eye about once per month. Some things defy explanation.

  2. brad says:

    Lesson: It is always ok to poop on loved ones prized possessions. Luckily my prized possession is a toilet.

    • Jon says:

      Lol. Like some rabid, deranged mongrel dog, she marked what she thought was her territory, after destroying it. A metaphor for marriage?

  3. Ray Bradshaw says:

    Your acquaintance must have peas for testicles. I think I might have forced the rest of that aircraft paint stripper down her throat. And he married her??? Sounds like he’d be better off in a padded room.

    • Jon says:

      I’d very much like to say that he enjoys the abuse – that it’s a kinky masochistic thing – but I’m afraid he’s simply a gutless pussy. Oh, well. I want a padded room.

  4. Josh says:

    I want to know what she’ll do if she thinks he’s banged a team of strippers! I’ll start the rumor.

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