Dear Jonny, Nasty Breakups?
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen a woman do over being dumped?
I once saw the end result of what happened when an acquaintance’s girlfriend of three months merely heard a RUMOR that he had gone on a STUDY date with a female classmate. Sometime during a night on which he was out partying with friends, she entered his house, sober, with the key he’d given her. Once inside, she made her way to the garage, where she used a screwdriver to destroy all four tires on his prized Corvette, then broke out all its windows with a hockey stick, melted the custom paint job with a container of aircraft paint stripper (applied patiently, with a brush), and slashed the leather seats to shreds with a kitchen knife. The coup de grace? She urinated and defecated all over what was left of the interior. End result: Not only did he refrain from calling the police upon discovering the damage, he actually proposed to her six months later. I’m sure there’s a lesson there, but I really don’t want to know what it is.