Dear Jonny, The Questions Keep Tumbling Down…

5 Responses

  1. D. Marsh says:

    “So what you’re really saying is that, as a man who is willing to sacrifice his reputation in exchange for the occasional piece of ass from the town whore, you would like me to tell you what you think you already know (that you’re a pussy), just so you can find it within yourself to stop (being a pussy), which will enable you to cease chasing her (pussy). Either A) Deep down you have it all figured out, in which case you need no help from me, or B) You’re so completely fucking fucked that no advice from me, nor anyone else, can help you now. Good luck.” —Fucking epic

  2. Anonymous says:

    Well, that was fun.

  3. Beth says:

    You need your own television show. I’m thinking you’d put Dr. Phil to shame. Actually, I’d like to see you kick his balding, pretentious ass.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Your advice is bad and you should feel bad

    • Jon says:

      What a refreshingly original, thought-provoking criticism. I admire both your intellectual ferocity and keenness of observation.

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