Crazy Bitch: Entry Five

7 Responses

  1. Cole says:

    This horrid bitch haunts my dreams!

  2. April Johnson says:

    She disgusts me, but I just can’t look away. Like it’s a horrible car wreck or something. Haha. Your “dissections” are fantastic.

  3. D. Marsh says:

    I don’t use the word often, but this section is truly EPIC. More!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Priceless stuff, man. I sure hope I never wind up with this crazy bitch in my bed. Note to self: stay the hell away from strippers.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Why exactly would you date a women like this?

    • Jon says:

      I’ll give you eight reasons: 1) She was extremely attractive. 2) She oozed charisma. 3) She was the life of the party. 4) She was fantastic in bed. 5) At that point in my life (this was some years ago), I thrived on mutually destructive relationships. 6) Though I was well aware of her emotional instability and general lack of empathy, I did not fully grasp the depth of her psychosis until I found and read through the diary. 7) I was somewhat lonely and completely bored. 8) At the time, I was a bouncer who regularly worked around strippers. It was ultimately an issue of accessibility and convenience.

  6. d. J. says:

    A hilarious exploration of insanity and immorality.

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