Gym Jerks: People I Hate

7 Responses

  1. AK-47 says:

    Ohhhhhh yeah, the shit talker is my favorite! The way we train, if you’re even WEARING an ipod then you’re not training.

  2. Brad says:

    “being power fucked by 250 pound behemoths for 30 years has aged her like piss-infused vinegar”

    That is pure poetry my friend, pure poetry.

  3. Zach says:

    Hilarious. My gym is home to every personality listed above, but we mostly have shit talkers. One sad asshole actually munches baked Cheetos while he pretends to lift. He tells people that he is much stronger on the days he eats them, because they are the perfect carbohydrate source. You haven’t seen it all until you watch a sweat drenched fatass struggling to curl 35 pound dumbbells while snarfing huge mouthfuls of chips.

  4. Stephen says:

    I know many a shit- talker, and have bet them on occasion to prove their said “strength” but alas, it never comes.

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