10 Things I Learned From The Film “Black Swan”

9 Responses

  1. Ray Bradshaw says:

    #5 had me laughing hard enough to turn heads at the office.

  2. Emily says:

    Rofl. I thought the sex scene was sizzling yet tastefully done. Portman deserves an Oscar nod, and I’ll never again look at That 70’s Show in the same light! The moral?

    • Jon says:

      The moral probably falls somewhere between “Striving for perfection will kill you in the end” and “Beauty loses its luster once you understand its price,” but I’m going to pretend that it’s “Every real man needs to make it his life’s mission to have an impromptu menage a trois with sweaty, drugged-up ballet dancers.”

  3. Michelle says:

    Very funny. I just stumbled onto your website a few days ago, and I haven’t stopped laughing since. Neither has my husband. Your unflinching humor and intelligence are a breath of fresh air. You now have two readers for life. Thanks for the laughs.

  4. Colby says:

    You’ve convinced me to go see it!

  5. Carrie says:

    “Never trust a woman who refuses cake.” No shit, right? I saw it last night. Humor aside, you nailed the themes with #2 and 10.

  6. Damien says:

    My boss laughed his ass off with me at this one. Genius, as usual.

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