10 Things I Learned From The Film “Black Swan”
1. Never trust a woman who refuses cake.
2. Perfectionism is deadly.
3. Mixing ecstasy with alcohol may lead you to sex in a bathroom stall.
4. Women hate each other.
5. If a woman self-mutilates more than she masturbates, you should probably stay away from her.
6. Effeminate ballet instructors get laid a lot.
7. Black swans are more fun than the white variety.
8. Lesbian sex is extremely hot.
9. Professional dancers bleed as much as professional wrestlers.
10. Sometimes you die along with your innocence.