Predators: Brody Versus Arnie

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  1. Willy Rayz says:

    I was saying this exact same thing as I left the theater. Thank goodness. Also, this movie makes me think that I can kill a predator. That’s not supposed to happen. I should be afraid of one. I should never want to see one without shitting my pants. Now because of all of the movies AFTER the first, I feel like I could outsmart one, steal from one, kill one, and even befriend one. This is super gay, so thanks to all who helped ruin the best villain ever.

  2. Kipness says:

    Little known fact: Jean Claude Van Damme was cast as the original Predator in the 1987 film. He left only a couple of days after shooting began so that he could take a starring role in Bloodsport.

    • Jon says:

      I read that Van Damme was fired from the film because he kept complaining about passing out in the Predator suit (due to the heat). The producers then altered the costume to fit a much larger man, Kevin Peter Hall, who also had a cameo as the chopper pilot at the end. Hall later died of AIDS, after receiving an HIV-tainted blood transfusion. The Predator died from a human std; crazy fuckin’ world.

  3. Speedy Gonzales says:

    van Damn was fired cause he’s a fuckin pussy. And so is his face! Like all spics, I Speedy Gonfuckin zales think Arnold is not a pussy, and should rule the world! starting with california. he should run for governor of oregon next since he lost so hard though.

    • THeDeetS says:

      I have no relation to the aforementioned “spic” who goes by the name of speedy Gon(fuckin) but I am too, a spic, i suppose, if by that i mean that I am of hispanic descent. Too bad this moron started a club where we have to now address ourselves as third party ethnocentric self deprecating morons.
      Unfortunately Mr. “Gonfuckin Zales” is speaking for a demographic he is obviously not apart of, which makes him the strangest kind of loser. If we are lucky, and he continues his path in life, he will not procreate and we can continue as an intelligent peoples.
      “We” do not think the Governator was a sound political choice, but if we do have to fight for California one day, agains aliens, there really is no one else I’d choose to storm that hill with. I mean fuck, if aliens have ever seen any of our films, and have mistaken them for documentaries, I would not come here, we fuck them up every time… and we return from the grave, and inhabit other personas to do it. Arnold as general against the space invasion for sure.
      As for Vandam’s Face, it may very well look like a pussy, however after bloodsport he looked like a an old bloodied and beaten shoe. So he earned his man card.
      Lay off. also cant help but like him after that self affecing movie he made JCVD, hes kinda awesome.
      The fact that he quit the predator suit, only goes to show that he can sense a killer, the man who played predator died through the Predators ability to harness Native Biological weapons. This only goes to show that that the predator can be both living or inanimate and still be the most lethal killing machine on whatever earth youre from by having a 50 percent kill rate as a costume.
      also. As for arnold and the 80’s funky bunch getting the their “slaughtered on,” i know why it happened.
      The reason they were so easy to kill was because half the team was on Coke,Roids and were shell shocked vets, and the other half were secretly into WHAM.
      Coke inhibits logical thought, and hinders impulse control, Roids makes you moody and shrinks ya Dick, and shell-shock is your post traumatic stress disorder. As for Wham:see Roids,coke,and shell-shock.
      As for:
      “I should be afraid of one. I should never want to see one without shitting my pants. Now because of all of the movies AFTER the first, I feel like I could outsmart one, steal from one, kill one, and even befriend one. This is super gay, so thanks to all who helped ruin the best villain ever.”
      All true, however, i would love to befriend a fucking predator and so would you. and if you say you don’t then you are a fucking liar or a pinko.
      Although Sure he’d be jaw-clicking stab-happy shit-show at the friday night happy hour, and probably take all ya ladies with that detachable mandible, dope ass dreads, and shoulder mounted laser turret.
      But then again how would that be any different from any other friday night.

  4. Jon says:

    The best response yet. I’ll address it more appropriately when I’m in a more productive mindset. “I mean fuck, if aliens have ever seen any of our films, and have mistaken them for documentaries, I would not come here, we fuck them up every time…” Gold.

  5. 2shy says:

    “Due to some errors I have change some of the original comment!”

    I could not disagree more!
    The Brody vs Arnie dispute is in your head (and other people’s heads as well). There is nothing to say that the superpredators ( i like to call them savage predators) are stronger than the classical ones. We don’t see how the classical pred was captured by the savage ones (3vs1 is not exactly sporting)! Plus the fight at the end does not show the savage one being stronger. There is no way to say how long the classic pred was hanged on the totem, without nourishment and probably very much fatigued! Granted the savage one was stabbed and survived and explosion!
    Brody needed the shot from Isabelle’s sniper rifle to kill the savage predator (the pred was about to finish off brody’s character if not for that shot), while Arnie outsmarted his opponent by making 2 traps!
    All the predators in all the films die due to over-confidence! The savage ones are probably more self-confident than the classical ones, hence the deaths at the hands of some rag-tag band of nitwits!
    You have to remember that (following the predator 2 storyline), the predators that came on earth were still learning. It was a sort of initiation for them, while the predators from this planet were veterans (which added more to their over-confidence).
    So stop seeing things where none exist
    The films are stand-alone!
    PredatorS was a good film with some poor elements (few, but poor)

  6. SKEMEKOS says:

    I agree completely, but the russian guy in Predators is an ex UFC fighter – Oleg Taktarov.
    He was a pretty decent fighter too.
    And in real life, he would kick ALL their asses.

    • Jon says:

      Taktarov was one of my favorite UFC fighters. His Sambo moves were exotic, and I liked his humble, smiling demeanor. No doubt he would put the hurt on everyone else in the film, though Cuchillo (Danny Trejo) was once a talented boxer.

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