Suggestions/Questions
If you have any ideas about what Jon should discuss, dissect, or otherwise bash, please feel free to leave your suggestions. OR, in the tradition of “Dear Abby,” Jon (a.k.a. “Dear Jonny”) welcomes your questions on life, family, relationships, or anything in between.*
* Understand that if Jon does not like your thoughts or questions, he will disregard your submission and promptly tell you to fuck off.
Hey Young Man,
Not that I am aware if you enjoy beer, ale, bully porter, and anything that could create a more mellow you, I ask you have you heard of Stone Brewing Copmay out of San Diego. They bottle an ale that is not for the faint of heart, nor the people that drink the 64 calorie beer wanna be. It is for some people that like their ale in twenty-two ounce bottles with a high alcohol content. The name of this is Arrogant Bastard. Sold in Texas and points west. If people see you drink this they’ll know you are not an effeminate person with masculine identity problems. They’ll understand that you are someone in touch with the masculine in you in double or triple portions. This ale goes well with Mexian or Chinese. The food not the people. Arrogant Bastard, sold west of Arkansas.