Tagged: Answers

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Dear Jonny, We’re Being Pussies…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do I do about the painful blisters and unsightly calluses forming on my hands as a result of the new gym routine I’m...

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Dear Jonny, We Beg For Your Advice…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “You don’t have my IP address, so don’t even pretend that you do. You’re dead, motherfucker, You won’t even see it coming.” – I...

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Dear Jonny, Eternal Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “While I don’t think being an asshole all the time is very nice, why the hell is it so much damn fun sometimes?”...

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Dear Jonny, We Demand Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I know this reeks of cliche but my asshole neighbor is constantly walking his hulking German Shepherd on my front lawn, where it never...

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Yes, There Is Such Thing As A Stupid Question (Round 5)

Recently I’ve noticed numerous people beaming with gleeful anticipation, barely able to contain themselves at the prospect of frolicking beneath the scorching summer sun, baking up batches of skin cancer while leaping, drunkenly, into...

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Dear Jonny, It’s Question Time!

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “There’s a very rude and ultra-fundamentalist Christian gentlemen (a term I use very loosely) in my Teacher Education program who is riding my last...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Keep Tumbling Down…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do you think of the newest science popularizers like Neil Tyson, Bryan Cox, and Michio Kaku to name a few?” – With few...

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Dear Jonny, Facebook Face Shots?

Dear Jonny, You know those “girls” that take a picture of *just* their face (every fucking day) and post it to facebook like anyone gives a shit? What’s the best way to punish these...

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Dear Jonny, We Never Run Out Of Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Are 6 pack abs just for showing off or is there any other reason for them besides attracting women?” – Developing core strength is...

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Dear Jonny, We Need Some Answers Here…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “Last weekend at the club some huge guy repeatedly slapped the ass of the woman I was on a second date with. He...

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You Deserve To Be Drowned In Festering Sewage If…

They say that one should never judge a book by its cover, but if you’re staring dead-eyed through the smoke of your Marlboro while using a tightly rolled Hustler magazine to beat your morbidly...

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Dear Jonny, Another Chunk O’ Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I think woman are attracted to “assholes” for an evolutionary reason.My reasoning is that an “asshole” is the type of male who displays above...

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Another Load Of Stupid Questions

Over the course of the last several weeks my ears have been relentlessly assaulted by a geyser of insanely fucking stupid questions, some of which were simply too unfathomably asinine to, in good conscience,...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Abound…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Do you eat meat? If so, how can you defend your position intelligently? If not then good for you!” – Yes, I eat grass-fed...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Are Piling Up…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “You spend a lot of time talking about other’s stupidity. We all have our moments. So Jon, do you have any stupid stories...

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Strike Three: More Stupid Questions

Recently I’ve been keeping my ears tuned to the frequency of other people’s stupidity, so my cup of their ever-increasing dumbass questions has officially runneth over. That said, it’s high time for the third...

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Dear Jonny, Fear And Personality?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever been told: “I can’t talk to you, because I’m afraid of you.”? I can only assume that you have, so I pose the question: Is that a good thing,...

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Yes, There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question (Round 2)‏

Some time ago I wrote a piece which explored the laughably misleading nature of the expression “There’s no such thing as a stupid question,” via providing numerous examples of queries that, I think, more...

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Dear Jonny, Give Us More Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Recently, I lost a friend over a situation where I got upset about my spouse not taking the car to the shop in a...

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Dear Jonny, We’re Keeping The Questions Rolling…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My boyfriend has a strange hatred of milk. He won’t even eat anything that has milk in it. Bringing it up makes him gag....