Tagged: birthday


One Year Closer To The Worms

I’m not a big fan of birthday celebrations. “Hey, Jon, let’s eat some cake, blow out a few candles, and hit the town to get tanked!” Fuck you. If I’m gonna swoop down on...


Dear Jonny, Have You Ever…

Dear Jonny, Have you ever killed someone…….with kindness? – Baroness Dear Baroness, Absolutely not. But one time I dumped a girl on her birthday. – Jonny