Tagged: Dating

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Greetings And Salutations

On nearly every occasion that I find myself accidentally wasting countless hours prowling appallingly sketchy adult sites, it’s only a matter of time before my screen is continually assaulted by pop-up after horrendous pop-up...

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Door Matt

While wolfing down gigantic chunks of perfectly charred beef on Saturday afternoon, I overhead a particularly foul-looking woman use her shrill, piercing voice to scream the following into her cell phone, after casually sipping...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Abound…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Do you eat meat? If so, how can you defend your position intelligently? If not then good for you!” – Yes, I eat grass-fed...

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Dear Jonny, What Kind Of Woman Dates You?

Dear Jonny, What kind of woman dates you? – Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Well, my current girlfriend is funny, sweet, adorable, sexy, fit, athletic (sort of), non-emotionally-insane, and will have her PhD long before...

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Dear Jonny, Dating Trouble For 30-Something Women?

Dear Jonny, What is it about single women (NOT single mothers) in their early to mid thirties that scares men away? And I’m not talking sex. Any man will have sex. But almost none...

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Dear Jonny, Imma Fat Fuck!

Dear Jonny, So I got this new cougar girlfriend and I’m hoping to drop a few lbs. before I tear into her well kept ass. I’ve been doing sit ups, push ups and running...

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Dear Jonny, Am I Good Enough?

Dear Jonny, My girlfriend just broke up with me for the fourth time in two years. I have no doubt we’ll get back together, but she says (has said many times) that I’m not...

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Dear Jonny, Where To Pick Up Women?

Dear Jonny, Where’s a decent place to pick up women? I’ve had enough of the bar scene and treating church like a sexual salad bar has only brought me headaches. Any thoughts? – No...

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Dear Jonny, Strangest Date?

Dear Jonny, What’s one of the strangest dates you’ve been on? – Scott   Dear Scott, One of the strangest dates I’ve been on actually ended up being one of the more amusing times...

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Haven’t Said This In A Relationship? You Should.

Because all humans eventually become wholly predictable, relationships have a way of evolving into tedious exchanges between two people who clearly crave the unexpected. That said, spicing things up is a key element to...

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Dear Jonny, Whoring Around?

Dear Jonny, I have been in a committed relationship for over a year and a half. The girl is cool, she is sort of stupid, but she’s nice and the sex is great. The...