Tagged: Dear Jonny

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Dear Jonny, We’re Being Pussies…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do I do about the painful blisters and unsightly calluses forming on my hands as a result of the new gym routine I’m...

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Dear Jonny, We Beg For Your Advice…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “You don’t have my IP address, so don’t even pretend that you do. You’re dead, motherfucker, You won’t even see it coming.” – I...

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Dear Jonny, Eternal Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “While I don’t think being an asshole all the time is very nice, why the hell is it so much damn fun sometimes?”...

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Dear Jonny, It’s Question Time!

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “There’s a very rude and ultra-fundamentalist Christian gentlemen (a term I use very loosely) in my Teacher Education program who is riding my last...

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Earth Day, Every Day

Today is Earth Day, which means people all around the world are singing the “Earth Day Anthem,” forming drum circles, and planting flowers in their backyards to celebrate how much we’ve fucked up the...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Keep Tumbling Down…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “What do you think of the newest science popularizers like Neil Tyson, Bryan Cox, and Michio Kaku to name a few?” – With few...

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Dear Jonny, Facebook Face Shots?

Dear Jonny, You know those “girls” that take a picture of *just* their face (every fucking day) and post it to facebook like anyone gives a shit? What’s the best way to punish these...

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Dear Jonny, We Never Run Out Of Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Are 6 pack abs just for showing off or is there any other reason for them besides attracting women?” – Developing core strength is...

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Dear Jonny, Another Chunk O’ Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “I think woman are attracted to “assholes” for an evolutionary reason.My reasoning is that an “asshole” is the type of male who displays above...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Abound…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Do you eat meat? If so, how can you defend your position intelligently? If not then good for you!” – Yes, I eat grass-fed...

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Dear Jonny, The Questions Are Piling Up…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “You spend a lot of time talking about other’s stupidity. We all have our moments. So Jon, do you have any stupid stories...

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Strike Three: More Stupid Questions

Recently I’ve been keeping my ears tuned to the frequency of other people’s stupidity, so my cup of their ever-increasing dumbass questions has officially runneth over. That said, it’s high time for the third...

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Dear Jonny, Your Mother And Father?

Dear Jonny, What is your relationship like with your father versus your mother? – Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Well, this is a touchy subject. To be frank, I have a much more complicated relationship with...

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A Cozy Affair

A full-figured, rosy-cheeked young woman with eyes like chunky blue ice sat on a stool in her mother’s warm little kitchen, twirling her soft, straw-colored hair. “Mama, that smells really wonderful. How did you...

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Dear Jonny, Fear And Personality?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever been told: “I can’t talk to you, because I’m afraid of you.”? I can only assume that you have, so I pose the question: Is that a good thing,...

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Dear Jonny, Has A Woman Ever Tried To Kill You?

Dear Jonny, Have you ever had a woman try to kill you? – Randy   Dear Randy, Yes, I most certainly have. One instance in particular immediately springs to mind. This was some years...

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Dear Jonny, Bar Sluts And Club Sluts?

Dear Jonny, I won’t be turning 21 until next month so personally speaking I don’t really know that much about the bar scene. But the older guys tell me that there are lots of...

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Dear Jonny, Occupy Wall Street?

Dear Jonny, What do you think of This Occupy Wall Street business? – Shawn   Dear Shawn, I imagine a tall, muscular, well-tanned man dressed in a twelve-thousand-dollar suit. His name is Todd. At...

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Dear Jonny, Give Us More Answers…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, “Recently, I lost a friend over a situation where I got upset about my spouse not taking the car to the shop in a...

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Dear Jonny, We’re Keeping The Questions Rolling…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers Dear Readers, My boyfriend has a strange hatred of milk. He won’t even eat anything that has milk in it. Bringing it up makes him gag....