Tagged: Evolution

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“What About Dessert?”

There’s something profoundly disturbing about watching a shamelessly obese human being wolf down an entire block of cheddar during lunch break, especially if said person is dunking it greedily into a large jar of...

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Hamburger Warrior

Last night I pulled up next to a Mustang. In it sat a 30-something asshole revving its engine to a high-pitched squeal while he snarfed a hamburger behind the wheel. Looking at it all,...