Tagged: Jon Tenzing Neralich

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Twilight Isn’t Bright: 10 Reasons Why Edward Sucks

Because my girlfriend could double for a Keebler elf, her cuteness sometimes gets to me; and, in weaker moments, I somehow find myself giving in to her estrogen-soaked needs. So, yes, I’ve seen the...

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Predators: Brody Versus Arnie

“Predator” is a perfect film. “Predators” pays homage to that film quite well. But after talking over the subtle intricacies of the latter movie with a few friends of mine, here is why I’ve...

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The Asshole Equation: Why Women Want What They Want

Let’s not beat around the bush here (no pun intended).  As a rule, nice gentlemen wind up with either physically unattractive women or those hopelessly damaged females who, after having been ridden hard by many assholish men, look for solace in a kind provider. This is...

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Darwinian Cheeseburger

Primitive man expended enormous amounts of energy scouring the wild for food that was calorically sufficient to sustain the lives of he and his cave-dwelling family. Maybe he was able to hunt/gather what they required for day-to-day survival. Maybe...

M.A.D. In The World 4

M.A.D. In The World

I shot a politician with a crossbow the day the world came to an end.  My morning began simply enough.  The alarm clock sounded at 3:17 a.m.  I rolled over and saw two naked...

Ghostly Legions 4

Ghostly Legions

Writing grows more complicated after you’ve killed someone’s son.  You come to recognize the line dividing truth and fiction as a convenient tool for those still capable of sleeping with closed eyes.  When you...

Of Shakespeare And The Vampire Hitman 7

Of Shakespeare And The Vampire Hitman

I revel in darkness and slumber through light.  That’s how it’s told, anyway.  It’s the story I daydream.  For a moment I forget who and what and where I am.  But there’s no escaping...